silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

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febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

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